Friday, May 29, 2009

Blogger profile 'Random Questions'

Hey there GW's,
I came across some interesting random questions that I thought you may like to ponder with me. Some funny material for a short, creative paragraph, or perhaps something more...?
Pick one that appeals to you.

1.Your super power is that you smell like onion weed whenever someone lies. How will hyou maintain y our secret identity?

2. Your Aunty sent you a rooster-shaped maple syrup dispenser for your birthday. Write her a thank you letter no less than 300 words.

3. There's no 'I' in team, but there is 'meat'. Explain.

4. In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go to the Lost Property box, or the Uniform shop?

5. You've successfully slain the dragon! Hurrah! Now how will you toast your marshmallows?

6. Which would you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

7. If mud is dirt + water, what is clay? Explain your theory.

8. Your hand has been replaced with a rubber stamp. What does it say? Give some examples/scenarios where you would use your new 'hand'.

9. You've written a hit musical! Write the review explaining what your musical is about, including quotes from yourself.

10. Occillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal. Explain...please!

11. Do you believe that forks evolved from spoons? Explain.

12. Write your full name with your left hand. Tell that person's story.

13. The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog who wears a wig.

I hope these randoms get your creative juices flowing!

2 comments:

  1. Nice list, Elley. I've had a think of a few answers. Writing a musical is a good idea...

    What does this one mean though
    Write your full name with your left hand. Tell that person's story.
    - I think I know, but ... have been wrong before.

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  2. Dear Aunt Mildred,
    Thank you so much for your birthday gift of a rooster-shaped maple syrup dispenser.
    I am looking forward to placing it beside the brown bear-shaped biscuit jar from last year's birthday.
    I also think that it will complete the farmyard alongside the cute white lamb sugar basin from the year before.
    However, my favourite is still the spotty cow-shaped jug that moos when you run low on milk. That was a highlight from a birthday long ago.
    Until next year,
    love your neice,
    Joe

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